Blunt Review: Club eVe Downtown Miami

Sunday Nov. 27, 2011

I Olympyk Ramis attended

BlogFest 2011

Held @ club EVE

1306 N. miami Ave

Downtown Miami

& Yes People

YOU

CAN

SMOKE

in there!

Notice I said

"In there"

If by chance you decide you want to

"Fire up"

in front of the club

by all means do YOU,

but if & when MDPD rolls up on your a$$,

(Get it... Rolls up.)

& ask you whats going on don't say

FarAwayLife

told you it was legal to smoke Kush

wide a$$ open on

North Miami Ave!

This had not been the first time I had been to a performance at
eVe

& smoked out.

Earlier this year
Curren$y tha Hot Spitta

&
more
Stopped in at
EVE
during the Smoker's Club tour

In which yet again
FarAwaylife
Smoked more than the "Smoker's"...

Point being this had not been the first time
"I"

had litten up a Joint in club

eVe.

As every performer blessed the stage

I was Blessed by da Buddha,

in "Light" of them.

Hahahaha!

Artist in attendance

(YNG, Quest, MC Shaheed, GhostWridah)

or at least those were the artist I got to watch perform,

so apologies if your name was not mentioned.

Shout out to Marketing & Promotions

Nikkisixx, Womaainq & FLSP

4our providing such an
Irie

Performance Enviornment!

I even had the opportunity 2 smoke 1won with Local Hip Hop Gladiator

MC Shaheed.
BTW
To all of you
HUNGRY

up & coming artist,

club patrons DO NOT come to watch

arrogant D list rappers
perform sitting on the edge of stages.

Especially if theres only 35 people in the house!
(give or take)

THAT AINT HIP HOP!

55

Loosen up, smoke some Herb.

All in all I give

a 4 blunt rating 2 EVE!

Although the overall vibe was comfortable,

&

extremely420 friendly

1 key element was missing 4 it 2 have won a,
5blunt rating;

the selling of blunt wraps.

Luclily I came FULLY equipt with a pack of

Backwoods

4 my smoking enjoyment,

be sure to do the same.

66/33

Newtritional Phacts

Isn’t it just funny
how many of the consumer
“Goods”
we purchase daily come equip with a column
labeled "nutritional facts,"
and there’s usually hardly ever any
nutritional value in any of the products we eat?
If you ever happen to pick up a bottle of
Waterwith a nutritional
facts label on it,
put it down and run like
Hell
in the opposite direction because the world as you know it is
about to come to an epic catastrophic end.
Recently while
sitting at the dinner table I decided to read over the
“nutritional facts”
on the back of a
Crystal Light canister, before getting to the back,
“Artificial Flavor”
was written on the
front in small text, but what artificial flavoring could they be talking
about?
Surprisingly, each
packet of Crystal Light contains a minimum of 3 artificial sweeteners; of
course this varies depending on the flavor of Crystal Light that you purchase.
(Aspartame)
is a highly controversial chemical, which has
been in the hot seat since its initial approval by the FDA back in 1974;
critics alleged that
the quality of the original research supporting its safety was inadequate and
flawed and that conflict of interest marred the approval of aspartame.
According to
http://aspartame.mercola.com/
“Aspartame accounts for over 75 percent of the adverse reactions to food additives reported to the FDA. Many of these reactions are very serious including seizures and death. A few of the 90 different documented symptoms listed in the report as being caused by aspartame include: Headaches/migraines, dizziness, seizures, nausea, numbness, muscle spasms, weight gain, rashes, depression, fatigue, irritability, tachycardia, insomnia, vision problems, hearing loss, heart palpitations, breathing difficulties, anxiety attacks, slurred speech, loss of taste, tinnitus, vertigo, memory loss, and joint pain.” “According to researchers and physicians studying the adverse
effects of aspartame, the following chronic illnesses can be triggered or worsened by ingesting of aspartame: Brain tumors, multiple sclerosis, epilepsy, chronic fatigue syndrome, Parkinson’s disease, Alzheimer’s, mental retardation, lymphoma, birth defects, fibromyalgia, and diabetes.”
SEE ARTICLE FOR MORE DETAILS
(Maltodextrin)
Is yet another artificial sweetener
commonly found in junk foods.
This is funny because Crystal lights are supposed
to be healthier alternative to junk beverages…
Any who
Maltodextrin has virtually
NO
nutritional value, and is considered “safe” by the
FDA, which is not the same thing as healthy.
There are no serious side effects associated with
Maltodextrin
Except that it is a habit forming chemical, that
causes cravings for the foods it is paired with.
Cravings+Junk foods= Diabetes!
Crystal Light Lemonade contains BHA, or butylated
hydroxyanisole, a food additive that preserves food by reducing the oxidation
rate of other substances. BHA can produce allergic reactions and, in large
doses, can adversely affect liver and kidney functions.
(Magnesium oxide)
Prevents the powdery substance from caking…
Because magnesium is a naturally occurring mineral
essential for proper nerve and muscle functioning, using it as an additive to prevent
caking also provides some nutritional benefit.
Artificial Coloring is a Must!
So depending on how many packets you drink a day
you can expect the inside of your bladder to look like
the “eye” of
a
Gay Pride Parade
&
ailing kidneys
resembling the inside of a fishes “roe.”
(^Kidney stone reference^)
In case you haven’t figured it out yet
there are HEAVY heath risk
associated with “Crystal Light”,
and within every packet lies an incremental alteration to the natural occurrence
in your timeline.
Though in moderation the consumption of this flavored water cocktail may
not cause serious long term effects on your health,
the moment is the only thing that really matters!
33

Grape Flavored Heroin? Sounds Yummy :D

Everyone that's into hip-hop should clearly remember 

Lil Wayne's video where he states 

"I dont care if its "Heroin" in my cup..Its MY cup"

Although his tone of voice made it seem as if he used "Heroin" as an example of what he COULD possibly be carrying in his cup..

Lil Weezy is 100percent right about wtf is in his cup!

This delicious substance known by many names..

Drank, Lean, Sizzurp, Tuss, Purp

Is becoming increasingly popular, so I felt I should play the 

"Jesus" role and inform the uninformed..

First and foremost!

Not ALL cough syrups are considered "Drank"

Robotussin..NOT DRANK

WalTUSSIM..NOT DRANK

will these syrups still make you trip?

Yes they will,(the term for the trip was deemed "Robo-trippin")

but the active ingredient that makes you trip out is DXM

and not Prometh+Codeine like REAL DRANK!

Same goes for alot of these Doctor prescribed 8oz bottles

most of the time they have hydrocodone-

which isnt THAT bad (bad as in not pure codeine+prometh)

but still not official DRANK.

Saibot states if you want "The Rapper's High" hunt for some "Actavis".

Thats the name of one of the most popular DRANK brands.Another point I want to bring up is the color issue. Purple is only the flavor grape.. you will also bump into orange,yellow,red drank, so dont judge so quickly lol

But I'm not here to promote "sippin drank"..

what I'm here to do is inform you that

what YOURE consuming is (whether you want to hear this or not)

Well decorated HEROIN..

Codeine is a synthetic opiate.

Long story short..

While consuming drank, your putting Codeine in your blood stream..

But once the codeine reaches your brain, it converts it into MORPHINE.

Same with Heroin..

You put it in your veins as "Heroin" but the brain still recognizes it only as MORPHINE.

If your a mathematical kinda person you can imagine it like this

1+1=2 or 2X1=2 or 4/2=2

Regardless, the ending product is the SAME.

Different method, same outcome.

So all you drank connoisseurs needa chil out for some time!

Dont let the popularity factor of the substance lead you to a nasty addiction.

"Herron" aint no joke

and can leave very nasty side effects..

Moderation.

Moderation.

Moderation.

Thats all I have to say...

One more tip!

Dont be drankin

BACK TO BACK DAYS!

The half-life of the substance I'm not sure

but from personal experience

You do it one day.. you feel it for 2

Thats 3 days in total..

If you drank once today(3days of slizzurd), skip tommorow (2 days of slizzurd left)

and drank the next day..

you now have to deal with 5 slizzurd days!

The 2 from the day you skipped, roll over to the 3 gained from drankin the next day.

Forgive thy if the textual mathematic is confusing but uh..

thats the only way I can explain it :/

So, moral of the story is..

u sip drank, ur on BOY

OH BOY!

:)

“Auto” Patriotism

Olympyk’s Top 10

“VROOM VROOM, Start it up!”

America’s “SUPER POWER” status has long been revered & respected (largely due to advancement in aerospace technology with implementations of the super weapon technology), but why is there little known about the super cars that are produced and manufactured in the United States every year? In the world of automotives, SUPERCARS are the “Strawberries Arnaud” of luxury whips, prices range from $180,000-$1.4MILLI. WHOOP! Most notably the Bugatti Veyron 16.4 super sport with a top speed of 256mph & a price tag of $2.5Million, making it not only the most expensive super car on the planet, but the fastest road- legal car in the WORLD!!

So let just say your budget for your next automobile is nowhere near the cost of a mini strip mall, the Americans offer a full-fledged lineup of super cars that match up lbs for lbs against top European super car manufacturers in virtually every category, EXCEPT sex appeal; European design school is second to none. As the Yankees find their niche in luxury automotive design it may come as a surprise to some, but there are at least 10 super cars that America can field against Bugatti, Ferrari, and Lamborghini, YEP, Ummhmm TEN! So here they are folks! A blast from the past, the future and the present of American super car innovation, “I’m a patriot through & through so when I have my first $300,000 in excess I’m for sure investing in at least one of these American super sports to park in front of my rural suburban home, and if you touched my shit, I’d cut your fucking arm off and use your limb to wash the fingerprints off of it; using your hand to scratch my head as I ponder on where to dispose of the evidence when I’m finished.”

The Now

Mach7 Falcon

Can you say “Sex on the first Night!?” I mean if you pulled up to the White House in the hunk of a machine; Mrs. Obama will be sucking the skin off of your male (female) genitalia faster than you could accelerate from 0-60, on your way up Pennsylvania Ave in search of Monica Lewinsky for a presidential triad. Ummhmm, the only way a true American would have it. Michigan-based company Mach7 Motorsports, also known as Viper tuner, released its latest installation to the homegrown supercar line-up. The Falcon was introduced at the 2011 Detroit auto show in a concept form, and is expected to enter production in the near future in a limited run of just 15 cars per year. The car is built on a Hydro-formed chassis with a Corvette-based LS3 V-8 engine making 500 hp slipped behind the passenger cabin. The Falcon is going to be priced at $200,000, Depending on the angle, you can see a little Dodge Viper, Ferrari 430, and maybe a touch of the Pontiac GTO in its lines, so who knows, maybe the Mach7 Falcon will become the next Dodge Viper… At least, that’s probably the dream that motivates Motorsports Mach7 founders, Jeff and Carl Lemke.

Mosler MT900

Many have never heard of Mosler. Personally I wouldn’t fucks with this particular model because it looks like the designers injected the MT900’s backside with too much silicon, making the ass of the car resemble fellow American auto maker Chevrolets’ (Corvette), but that’s just me... Mosler has tacitly been building featherweight super cars crafted from carbon fiber and Kevlar for years, while mainstream manufactures such a Lamborghini have only recently started thinking about lightweight construction methods. WHOOP! Molser currently produces the MT900R racer and the street-legal MT900S, as well as several unique project vehicles. The latest supercar produced by the Florida manufacturer is the 550-hp MT900S Photon, which takes power out of a Corvette Z06-derived 7.0-liter V8. As of January, 201l, only a single Photon had been built and was sold for use in the United Kingdom. Why is it that such a cool American supercar isn’t available in the states? For a cool $395,000, you can patronize your patriotism.

Mosler’s next super car, the Raptor, will boast 650HP and will weight 2,500 lbs, which is 500 lbs less than the recently introduced Pagani Huayra. NICEEE!!!

HTT Plethroe LC-750

The HTT Pletore LC-750 is developed by the Montreal-based HTT Technologies. Boasting a power range of impressive 750-1,300 hp coming from a 6.2-liter V8 engine, the Plethore is also an awesome looker. At the moment, orders for the production version of the car are being taken with the price tag set at $795,000 CAD. Although non American, we accept it as it were courtesy of our dear friends up in the attic.

Rossion Q1

Based in Pompano Beach, Florida, Rossion Automotive are the creators of another niche American supercar, the Rossion Q1, which is essentially a Noble M400 that has been given a refurbished interior and mildly restyled body. Leather/Alcantara on all interior surfaces with bespoke machined finishes on metal brightwork, electric windows and side mirrors, carbon fiber seats, steering tilt telescopic, electric HVAC controls, full Rossion designed instruments with additional gauges to monitor engine vitals. Optional: Satellite navigation with bluetooth.The Rossion Q1 is equipped with a 3.0-liter V6 making solid 450 hp and 400 lb-ft of torque. Alleged top speed is 189 mph. Rossion caters to worldwide sales with a base price tag of $100,595. Pick It UP!!!

Beyond the Now

Saleen S5S Raptor

This next one is my personal, “personal” favorite. In 2008 Saleen Inc introduced its S5S Raptor at the New York Auto Show everybody saluted the S7’s successor, which bares striking resemblance to the Ferrari F-430. Sadly, development of the super car has halted as a result of the 2008 recession and the future of the project is still uncertain. The price tag was planned to be set around $185,000 – roughly $400,000 less than the Raptor’s predecessor Saleen S7. I could just see myself now, driving south (speeding) on I-95 accompanied by a sexy model broad, unraveling a backwood; rolling up that pressure in the passenger seat next to me. Those are the moments we live for as Americans! The Raptor was originally intended to be equipped with a 5.0-liter supercharged Saleen engine capable to yield 650-hp. Lets pray that Saleen Inc finds funding to resume this project; it would be such a waste to see this project washed up by the way side.

2,000-hp ‘Lamborghini’ SF22

Alleluia! The perfect car to Transport them “THANGS” in! Said to be one of the most powerful super cars on Earth will be built right here in America by a Pennsylvania-based company called 215 Racing and its sub-company Mostro Di Potenza. The folks at 215 Racing got the exclusive rights to build the Lamborghini Indomable Concept. When produced, the model will be renamed the SF22, which stands for Street Fighter and the design influence provided by a F22 fighter jet. Only 50 units of SF22 will be made and each will be powered by a 9.4L twin-turbo V8 making 2,000-hp and 2,000 lb-ft of torque. That’s right, no typo here! Mated to a 6-speed sequential transmission, the SF22 will go from 0 to 60 mph in 2.5 seconds with a top speed of 265 mph. The only way you’d get caught by the cops is if you were on the expressway stuck in the middle of rush hour traffic, in Los Angeles at that, and even then you’d have the potential to get busy!

The SF22 will be produced in the Philadelphia, PA area, at a rate of 2 per month. 215 is currently accepting orders for delivery in mid-2012. Prices start at $950,000.

Shelby SSC Tuatara

The SSC Tuatara, which is named after the unique New Zealand lizard that has the fastest evolving DNA on the planet. “Nawl Nawl Nawl, this that whip that I’d want to be running that dope in, it look just like a spaceship and all.” “On some NastySaibot StarFOXMichealJ shit!” Instead of giving the SSC Ultimate Aero more power to outrun Bugatti again, Shelby Super cars led by Jerod Shelby decided to make an all-new super car to reclaim the title of the world’s fastest car. Details on the Tuatara are still top secret but what is known is that the car will be powered by a 7.0-liter DOHC V8 twin-turbo cranking out around 1,350-hp. The car is expected to have a top speed of 442 km/h (275 mph). DiaBlo!

The Legends

Ford GT

Ford GT, Say no more. A valiant piece of American automotive history hands down!

• Manufacturer Ford Motor Company
• Production 2003–2008 (4,038 produced)
• Engine 5.4 L Supercharged Modular V8
• Transmission 6-speed manual
• Wheelbase 106.7 in
• Curb weight 3,485 lb
• Original price $149,995

Saleen S7 Twin Turbo

Every American “gAngster” should have one of these parked in front of his Scarface Miami Mansion, or doing donuts in a very “get your roll on” fashion. Whatever the occasion is the Saleen S7 Twin Turbo is a staple in the pages of American Super automotives and is only worthy of being driven by a true patriot! Chi Chi get the Yayo!

• Manufacturer Saleen, Inc.
• Production 2005–2009
• Engine Ford 427, 7.0 L twin-turbochargedV8
• Transmission 6-speed manual
• Wheelbase 106.3 in
• Curb weight 2,950 lb
• Original price $585,296

SSC Ultimate Aero

The SSC Ultimate Aero by Shelby Super cars is the first and the only American super car to make it to the Guinness Book of World Records record for being the fastest production car in the world. The Bugatti Veyron set this standard back in 2005 by producing a top speed of 253 mph. Then the Ultimate Aero teared that crown off the Veyron by running 257 mph, but then Bugatti reached 267 mph and beat Aero again. Nevertheless, combining american muscle and European styling cues, the SSC Ultimate Aero by far among America’s most iconic cars ever produced.

• Manufacturer Shelby SuperCars
• Production 2006–present
• Engine 6.34 litre 387.2 cu in V8
• Curb weight 2,848 lb
• Price $650,000